Low holy days...

Jewish personals:

I am a sensitive Jewish prince who you can open
your heart to, share your innermost thoughts
and deepest secrets. Confide in me. I'll understand your insecurities. No fatties, please.
P.O.Box 2286.




shout out: django behind the barn?
these guys smile a lot...
http://www.gadjoplayboys.com/
http://tippytoe.multicasttech.com/somewhereoutwest/

lost weekend in the Big Easy...

...last Tuesday.






why did the chicken cross the road?
to escape the nazis.

christmas isn't over 'til you...

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Back in the chain gang...

What if Shakespeare played in the Mendoza Darts League? "You, mewling, fen-sucked, clay-brained joithead!" http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html

Man #1: "My wife and I never had sex before we were married. How about you?"Man #2: "Dunno. What was her maiden name?"

don't try this at home (but don't let your AO see you play this at work). best time waster since Snood:
http://effects.if.tv/gm/sand/sandjr.html

If you can't say something funny...

then link to something that's killer - - My First Day in Hell:
http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2006/10/30/061030sh_shouts

and, uh, why does a skeleton need a robe?




Son: "Hey, Dad, I got a B in Reading!"
Dad: "You moron - - that's a D."

I'm not a religious person...

but this is pure inspiration: http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/whipass/

Remember the internet circa 1995? try this: http://www.stickpage.com/haplandgameplay.shtmlpage.com/haplandgameplay.shtml

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.

The bartender asks, “Olive or Twist?”

Rough start...

but then we dated (in law school): http://www.metacafe.com/watch/440404/treat_em_mean_keep_em_keen/

Shaggy dog story: As she lay there dozing next to him, a voice inside his head kept saying, "Relax - - you're not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients." Then another voice reminded him, "But Howard, you're a veterinarian."

What Fresh Hell Is My Brother Doing? Funny you should ask: http://berniekeating.blogspot.com:80/