A man's house was on fire. He decided he would call the fire department. He got on the phone with the Fire Chief. The man was very frantic. The man said, "Chief, you have to get over here, my house is on fire!" The Chief said, "Calm down, how do we get to your house?" The man said, "Don't you have those big red trucks anymore?"
I tried to build a dog house, but I only had enough dogs to build 3 walls.
What is brown and lives in a bell tower? The lunch bag of Notre Dame.