Wednesday, November 28, 2007

christmas isn't over 'til you...

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters.Can you read this?'the optician asked. 'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I know the guy.'

(thanks wbk)

tags: polish joke, really?, what is this 1977 bernie

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