Footsie...

Blondie was involved in a serious crash; there's blood everywhere.

She's rushed to the hospital where she's put on a stretcher, almost unconscious.

Doctor: OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed.

Blondie: Ok.

Doctor: How many fingers am I putting up?

Blondie: Oh my god, I'm paralyzed from the waist down!

yadda, yadda, yadda...

A patient told his doctor he was full of remorse and guilt ridden because he had sex with his 3rd cousin. The MD said, "If it makes you feel that bad, maybe you should quit counting."

How do you prepare gorilla? Gorillit.

tighten the borscht belt...

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."



Wood you? I wood. The luckiest man:
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Low holy days...

Jewish personals:

I am a sensitive Jewish prince who you can open
your heart to, share your innermost thoughts
and deepest secrets. Confide in me. I'll understand your insecurities. No fatties, please.
P.O.Box 2286.




shout out: django behind the barn?
these guys smile a lot...
http://www.gadjoplayboys.com/
http://tippytoe.multicasttech.com/somewhereoutwest/

lost weekend in the Big Easy...

...last Tuesday.






why did the chicken cross the road?
to escape the nazis.

christmas isn't over 'til you...

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Back in the chain gang...

What if Shakespeare played in the Mendoza Darts League? "You, mewling, fen-sucked, clay-brained joithead!" http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html

Man #1: "My wife and I never had sex before we were married. How about you?"Man #2: "Dunno. What was her maiden name?"

don't try this at home (but don't let your AO see you play this at work). best time waster since Snood:
http://effects.if.tv/gm/sand/sandjr.html