I'm not a religious person...

but this is pure inspiration: http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/whipass/

Remember the internet circa 1995? try this: http://www.stickpage.com/haplandgameplay.shtmlpage.com/haplandgameplay.shtml

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.

The bartender asks, “Olive or Twist?”